"new" "guidelines" for "web design" and "web designers": part one

1. Thou shall not use one more pixel than is required
2. Thou sall not use one more kb than required
3. Thou shall be a miser in colors
4. Thou shall consult your SEO before design
5. Thou shall not abuse thy usability folks
6. Thou shall stray from the web safe palatte
7. Thou shall learn web analytics
8. Thou shall be detached from your design
9. Thou shall learn to spell apophenia ( is my spelling correct?)
10. Thou shall read Jagdish Sheth, and alvin toffler
11. Thou shall stop talking about cognitive psychology